You hear a strange noise coming from the kitchen. At first, you think it's a joke. But then somebody else inside the kitchen starts to scream...
There's a figure standing there, holding a very scary looking weapon in its hands. Hold on, you
recognize this figure!
'Thomas, ya big ol' creeper!' Yes, it was indeed Thomas. He kills you with one
hit. A true anti-climax.
Falling back to sleep, you hear the scream again, this time more gut-wrenching than before! There's some kind of an animal here! How are we supposed to know it's one of the creatures from hell?
The creature shouts in pain and turns to a bloody puddle of flesh and bones.
Oh no, this is not the
final ending. You're going to have to try harder than that.
'Placebo?', the creature mumbles 'I l-love Placebo'. 'Why, yes of course!', you reply, a few drops of sweat on your forehead. 'Sing Placebo song for me, yes', the creature says.
Unable to perform a Placebo serenade to the hellish creature, it growls, 'I want Placebo!'. It kills you. You better learn the lyrics until next time!
The creature hums happily as he is... sung to sleep! Well, that was easy. And that's the whole story.
Anti-climax.
The End.